PITCHINATOR
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SUPER-HUMAN EXPERTISE
Our state-of-the-art AI neural net is pre-trained on years of successful and unsuccessful pitches and popular pitch formats.
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Get insider terminology, avoid VC pitch traps, and frame your story like tomorrow's billionaires.
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PITCHINATOR WHIPS YOU INTO SHAPE
Provide answers about your startup in your own words - no sales or pitching experience necessary. Pitchinator will fix your weak spots and uplevel your chances to impress investors.
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DONE-FOR-YOU RESULTS
This ain't just text!
You get a complete, downloadable, professionally crafted & designed, tailor-made, optimized pitch deck, ready to captivate investors.
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Still need help?
You can book a 1-on-1 consultation with the human Pitchinator himself!
Insane Acceleration For Startup Founders
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Avoid weeks of consulting work and expense
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Bypass dozens of hours crafting the perfect copy
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Sidestep classic VC traps
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Accommodate investor customs, expectations and terminology
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Benefit from the successes and failures of hundreds who came before you
Intuitive &
User-Friendly
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With its simple chat interface, Pitchinator provides a seamless experience, whether you're a seasoned entrepreneur or just starting out.​
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Pitchinator actually creates slides for you as you converse, and delivers you a completed download immediately. No Fiverr, no branding agencies, no waiting.
The Pitchinator Behind Pitchinator
Adam Chapnick
Adam's been advising startup founders since 2015. In that time, he's worked with brilliant human beings of all ages and backgrounds on early stage companies across all sectors, from healthcare to AI, from CPG to SaaS, from Legaltech to Mediatech to Biotech. He's been involved with 17 rounds (and counting!) of Pre-Seed, Seed, Bridge, and A-round funding, and 4 exits. He leads popular workshops all over the world on his copyrighted "Wow! How!?" pitch framework. He's been a guest lecturer at USC Marshall School of Business, CalTech's Entrepreneurship program, UCLA Anderson School of Business, CalState LA, and lots of accelerators, SBDCs, and startup events.
All the lessons he's gleaned from client successes and failures are included in Pitchinator's pre-training.
Adam's also is a pretty good sand sculptor, but the AI can't do that (yet).